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Although the list below is catered towards more charedi institutions, I made a few changes. And would be happy if you added some more:
Q: How many Michlala Girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You need Shana bet girls to analyze the situation and decide how many Shana Alef girls it would take to change a lightbulb.
Q: How many Michlala Girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends on what seminary she went to. Everything depends on what seminary
she went to.
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How many BYA girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One to screw in the bulb, and the rest to take pictures.
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How many Hadar girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One to screw in the bulb, the rest to say Tehillim.
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How many Bnos Chava girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One to call the electrician - no one wants to get her hands dirty.
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How many BJJ girls does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they have Emunah that it will fix itself.
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How many Yavneh girls does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they don't realize that the light went out; the light of Torah keeps
them going.
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How many BY Intensive girls does it take to change a light bulb?
None - -they're too busy changing diapers instead.
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How many Briskers does it take to change a light bulb?
That was a trick question. Briskers don't have electricity.
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How many Lakewooders does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they try to change the world instead.
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How many Chofetz Chaim boys does it take to change a light bulb?
One to screw it in, and the rest to run to the Rosh Yeshivah to make sure
its okay.
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How many BYDM teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb has to realize that only he can change himself, one
step at a time.
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How many BYDM girls does it take to change a light bulb?
None. When the light bulb breaks, they just sit down and have a kumzits.
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How many Seminar girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One to fix it, and the rest to make up songs and call their friends up and
tell them about their latest sem scare.
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How many Nachlas girls does it take to change a ligtbulb?Oh come on, do you really think that they would use lightbulbs that die in a five star hotel?! No girls- all the lightbulb would need to do is to sit through one class and it would be changed for life.
