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To all those poor people out there recovering from the post-Pesach haven't dated a guy/girl in two months trauma.
So you have a date and you just aren't in the swing of things anymore.
For girls:
Putting on make-up and blow drying your hair seems unnatural.
You cannot remember what your first-date outfit looks like.
You go on the date and you don't remember to smile every three minutes,
to ooh and aah at every stupid thing he tells you.
You can't remember the SIGNS. As in if he does this he means that, or if he says X he means Y.
For guys:
You do not remember that there is anything wrong with going on a date in flip flops.
You do not remember how to introduce yourself and start a conversation.
You do not know how to end a date.
To all those out there re-entering the stormy dating seas. One bit of advice:
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BE YOURSELF.
And good luck.
