1) Why does someone want to "fix you up"? What are you now, broken?
2) --Can I set you up with someone?
---No, I'm busy
---You're busy? Seriously! Just tell me you are seeing someone.
3) YuConnects is supercool. It's not a shidduch resume, it's a shidduch PROFILE
4) If YuConnects has connectors, then why doesn't JDate have Dators, or Frumster have Frumstores?
5) Can I set you up with someone?
Sure, but if it doesn't work out, will you unset us?
6) So, when are you going to tie the knot?
Sounds morbid to me , you will be tied into a knot for the rest of your life.
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Can't think of any more now, but if you do, please share