Sep 6, 2010

Shidduch Expressions


1) Why does someone want to "fix you up"? What are you now, broken?

2) --Can I set you up with someone?
    ---No, I'm busy
    ---You're busy? Seriously! Just tell me you are seeing someone.

3) YuConnects is supercool. It's not a shidduch resume, it's a shidduch PROFILE

4) If YuConnects has connectors, then why doesn't JDate have Dators, or Frumster have Frumstores?

5) Can I set you up with someone?
    Sure, but if it doesn't work out, will you unset us?
   
6) So, when are you going to tie the knot?
    Sounds morbid to me , you will be tied into a knot for the rest of your life.

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