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My brother, may G-d bless his righteous soul, analyzes my dating life when he gets bored.
Every now and then he will come up with a theory.
Today I heard one from him that I knew I would have to post on this blog.
Guys who date you are doomed from the start, he says.
If they go out with you and marry you, they are stuck with you forever (a.k.a imprisoned for life)
and if they do not want to marry you, they are doomed as well, because the whole world will know that they are are jerks via the blog.
The only solution the guy has is to kill himself.
Put that way, even I got sad.
