Two bochurim who were in shidduchim forever were thrown into prison.
Since they were stuck together for a lot of time with nothing to do, they spoke about shidduchim.
The first few months they discussed the hundred girls they collectively went out with.
Eventually, they ran out of girls.
The two guys decided to give each girl a number so that instead of having to say an entire name, they could save some time.
So they sat there:
Reuven: #12
Shimon: Haha, she was a nut
Reuven: #45
Shimon: Ouch, that one was a heartbreaker
Reuven: #22
Shimon: Nah, I dated her already
