Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Nov 10, 2011

He's Just Not That Into You

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After a tough break-up, I was spilling my guts out to a friend of mine.
She looks at my tears as if they are the weirdest thing that ever happened since aliens came to the planet.
And then she looks at me and says:

"Ha, I guess he just wasn't into you!"


I was so shocked, my jaw dropped.

I had every desire to reciprocate when she was dealing with a dump two weeks later and sobbing giant alligator tears, but I held myself back.

There are some things people just shouldn't say when others break-up.


Oct 25, 2011

Worthless Meetings

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One of the most embarrassing stories of my life. 

Gmail has a feature where when you try to send emails in the late hours of the night, a math pop-up comes to the screen which makes you solve simple mathematical problems.
If you get one of them wrong, gmail refuses to send the email and declares: water and bed to you or try again.


Sometimes I wish my life and my mouth and my hand had automatic TIRED sensors.

I was parting from someone dear to me and in my good bye letter which was written at a crazy hour of the night  I wrote: "Every moment spent with you was worthless."

Content that I finished my job, I delivered the note and went to sleep.

In the morning, I was approached by my friend who asked me to read the sentence over and explain the situation."

I did, and in my infinite state of fatigue, I didn't realize that worthless is not the word I wanted to use. I meant to say MEANINGLESS.

My friend gave me the weirdest look in the world. And I stood there befuddled wondering why it sounded so wrong.

A few hours later I realized that the word I wanted to use so badly was PRICELESS.

Isn't it interesting how some expressions can technically have a certain meaning, but just because they, aren't accepted, they don't mean what they potentially could. 

Oct 15, 2011

Sign in Yeshiva

Hat tip: Single and Waiting 

Jun 16, 2011

When the Jew Laughs



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All images from Aish and Jewlarious